Once again the registration deadline has come and passed, therefore all the teams have been decided. And so we engage on the noblest of traditions, nomination and selection of the best team names.
BEST MOVIE REFERENCE NOMINEES:
The Wolf of Broad Street
Gordon Bombay
12 Years A Slav
TheseAreNotTheDrunksYoureLookingFor
Captain Phillips Kessel
Winner: TheseAreNotTheDrunksYoureLookingFor (bonus points for grammar.)
BEST HOCKEY WORD PLAY NOMINEES:
Twerkin Tatar
Ott to be Miller
NJ shootoutspecialists
Joe's Sack It
You're tearin' up REINHARDT when I'm with you
Winner: Ott to be Miller (two for the price of one, can't beat that.)
LEAST ORIGINAL NOMINEES:
tight buttholes
Hey, Nice Sticks!
Puck Off
KUZ
Thirty packets of ketchup ***
Winner: KUZ (don't know how you do it every year man. Wait nevermind yes I do you just put your name.)
I HAVE NO IDEA NOMINEES:
p22 grocery sick boy
Jons' Playdate children
Upstate Blumpkins
Gene's Caterpillars
John's Dragon World 2
Winner: Upstate Blumpkins (not to be confused with the reverse inverted kerblumpkin.)
BEST OF THE BEST NOMINEES:
Soupy's Excessive Sweating
Tobias Is A Queen Mary
This Jacket Has Completely Changed My Life
Don Cherry's Stylist
Chief Cheese Officer
Winner: This Jacket Has Completely Changed My Life
Here's to this year's top winner:
*** Editorial staff gets the reference, BIG DADDY, very nice.
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